Doing a shopping mission for Ms K, I’d got her list and was on my way, Essentials milk and bread, A TV mag to be read, What else did she want today?

Bunch of bananas, two bottles of wine, She said any Pinot Grigio is fine, Ready meals times three, Pack of pears in the trolley, Finally yoghurts, then I get in line.

Paid for the shopping with twenty pounds cash, Then off to deliver, up the road I dash, Ms K said her thank you, And will pay with a cheque too, Mission done, bish bosh bash.