As I walked to Waitrose to do Ms J's regular shop this week, I found myself wishing she'd included her usual (wholemeal) loaf...alongside the requests for fish (various, all frozen) on her familiar post it note list.

The Miracle of the Semi-skimmed Milk and Dusted Cod doesn't (for reasons I've yet to truly fathom out) quite have the same ring to it...albeit it did make Ms J very happy when I returned with her catch and I'm pretty sure she won't need to be sharing with 4,999 others.