If I could stick my cornflakes in my cart - And spill them all over the shop - Would it satisfy ya - Would it slide on by ya - Would you think the girl in the red shirt is strange? Ain't she strange? - If I could shop ya - If I could drop ya - A bagfull so divine - Would it be enough for Mr C's empty larder - If I went down and helped out - If I helped out? He said: "It's only sausage roll, but I like it" - He said: "It's only sausage roll, but I like it" - "Yes, I do..."