Lambeth's own Issy and Vix got feisty with a dismantled divan bed on a frosty Monday night. Amidst distracted talk of fancy dress for Saturday's Christmas party, the mattress made a break for freedom and almost, almost, did a number on the first floor window. That would have been BADgym. And ironically, this incident happened just after Issy told me a story about how Dom Tooze risk assessed a mission like an utter pro and executed it seamlessly with a plan and everything. We've since decided winging it is not the way forward...

Our mission recipient was just so grateful at being able to free up space for his friend to be discharged from hospital, however, that he barely batted an eyelid, and just thought that we were super neat. Mr B's discharge had already been delayed, but roll on Wednesday when he will hopefully be welcomed home.