Three smiling lasses, wet and cold, Armed with aerosols and feeling bold, Sprayed the ground orange and pink, Highlighting all the doggie stink.

Egg with her clipboard, feeling fine, "LOOK at that, I wish it were mine!" Lucy and Val marvelled at it Whilst Egg marked the map with all of the sh#t.

Short and sweet we did retreat, Hands so cold, as were our feet, So we warmed up and wrote a little ditty, About our good-venture spotting dog sh#tty.