Most of today's mission for Ms M was spent wondering, as I wandered the aisles of the world's politest supermarket once more on a quiet Wednesday afternoon, whether "moisturising" and "rehydrating" were one and the same thing when it came to body/shower wash...marketing departments have a lot to answer for in today's modern world.

Apart from being met by a bare shelf of butternut squash slices, everything else was (relatively) easily located, including the welcome return of the Highland Spring water, and fortunately Ms M didn't object to the choice of body/shower wash either when I returned with her treasure.