What I'm about to tell you is based on a true story. It all started a few hours ago today not in Texas but somewhere in Lambeth. Two fellow goodgymers Lady Beth of Southwark and Lord David of Lambeth arrived on a Sunday with intentions to help a lovely dear lady named Queen Mrs R and hack down her troublesome monster of a hedge. The goodgymers got there gloves on, got their garden weapons out and confronted the Hedge. After an hour (not two hours because the clocks went back an hour last night and I didn't change the time on my watch) anyway after an hour of trimming, hacking, sword fighting and combatting we massacred the Hedge monster. But legend has it the hedge will grow bigger and come back again. So we told Queen Mrs R at the first sight of trouble to call us after a full moon and we'll send someone. Since then the hedge monster remained trimmed and tidy but you never know when it will come back, especially on Halloween 👻💀🐉🕸️🤡🧙🧟🎃....... To be continued.