Today's report is in the style of an excited school child writing about their school holiday.

I went to Brunswick Cemetery and there were some other people there. They were wearing red and were very nice. I don’t think there were any zombies there but I didn’t want to be composted so I kept moving. We cleared some paths and some bindweed and some other green things. I met the periwinkle that weren’t really periwinkle. There were no slugs or snails making squelchy noises but there was a snail that said hello. I’m not sure I’d want to be used as a military test dummy.

Anyway several dongs later it was the year 3000, but not much had changed. Glug.

Any relation to real events that took place today are merely a coincidence.

Until next time…

(thanks for thinking of the title Mel, my mind was blank)