A collection of the usual favourites on Ms L's list today, until I reached "pars x 2" - "Is that parsley or parsnip" I innocently enquired..."Two pears!" she said, commenting that I was the one wearing the glasses...doh.

Of course after all that the only item that Sainsbury's didn't have on the shelves today were a pair of pears (or in fact any poker hand combination), so it was then a quick trip to the nearby Waitrose, where they were selling them in bags of five...that'll be a win then.