She keeps four pints of milk in her pretty cabinet - "Let them eat carrot cake" she says, just like Marie Antoinette - A built-in remedy for creamy tins of soup - At anytime an invitation to shop, you can't decline - Steak pie and rice pudding, well versed in etiquette - Extraordinarily nice - She's a weedkiller queen - granulated sugar, no gelatine - Sea salt with a laser beam - Guaranteed to blow your mind (Anytime)