And so today's enjoyably random conversation with Ms J centred around haircuts. Ms J is in need of one (but can't leave her flat), whereas I'd managed to have one during the week, and as a result was wearing a woolly hat as it was now quite chilly up top.

Not for the first time though we quickly got onto the topic of baldness, and Ms J was able to recall that where she used to live in her younger days there were only two bald people (she could even remember their names, so these two must have been memorable), and that on the whole she wasn't that keen on bald men...except that she used to have a thing for Kojak...(readers of a certain age will need to google).

A lollipop awaits anyone who had a more surreal conversation during their mission today.