It was lovely to see Ms F again! She was so delighted that Waitrose was in stock of haddock again, and I was pleasantly bemused to purchase such postgraduately educated fish.

I did spend about 15 minutes up and down Aisle 5 trying to find some VERY well-hidden tartare sauce, before asking a shop assistant and being told that it could be ‘found on Aisle 5’, eventually transpiring that someone had helpfully misplaced a jar of mustard in front of them. My kingdom for a sauce!!