Our task owner Alice said “I really must insist”. All houses get a flyer, and not a single one be missed. She was so organised she even had a list. There must be fifty ways to leaflet your lover.

GoodGym’s job was to promote the carnival. To deliver flyers all around the Berry Brow locale. I had them running till they were nearly fit to fall. There must be fifty ways to leaflet your lover.

Post another ten, Ben, pick up your knees, Louise. Don’t bear any malice Alice, just listen to me. Run up the hill Bill, shouldn't need no telling Helen. You too Sue, and put a little more effort in please Kati.

I said it greaves me so to see you in such pain. But can you all please run up Lockwood Scar again. I think we missed a house, I needed to explain. There must be fifty ways to leaflet your lover.

I said “after this you’ll all sleep well tonight”. And in the morning you’ll begin to see I’m right. Fitness don't come easy, but it’s always worth the fight. There must be fifty ways to leaflet your lover.

Post another ten, Ben, pick up your knees, Louise. Don’t bear any malice Alice, just listen to me. Run up the hill Bill, shouldn't need no telling Helen. You too Sue, and put a little more effort in please Kati.

With thanks to all last night’s GoodGymmers and apologies to Paul Simon! Thanks also to Louise for some of the photos