At what point does thinking about possible run report titles whilst walking the aisles indicate a strange GoodGym induced wordplay obsession...discuss.

Ms J's list, and her out of the blue request for two Power Flash this week (wasn't sure, but guessed she meant spray cleaner...fortunately confirmed with a smile upon return), got me formulating today's report title whilst walking around the aisles of the world's politest supermarket. The lamb chops made it all come together, and the large dollops of hand sanitiser that Ms J always pours over my hands when I got back to her door neatly finished it off...