Val and I 'invested' our time, 'traded' our lunchtime for a litter-pick and got a positive 'return' for our investment.

We focused on Hedge Finds (as opposed to Funds), and sought out the unwanted 'liquid assets' (plastic bottles) and used 'leverage' to secure the litter caught deep in the hedges.

A few dog walkers and a local garage owner showed 'interest' in our performance, and said that the community 'profited' from our 'deposits' in the bin.