Saturday 16th July 2022
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Report written by Kash
Lil' Kash and 7 Pence snoop jogged through rough motorways and shaky bridges to the Osterley hood in search of fame and money for GoodGym. After two mildly successful gardening jobs, they found themselves with their backs against the wall. The chances of success were slim on a shady dead-end street.
They knocked on Mrs K's door and explained their situation. Mrs K asked how did they get to Osterley - apparently their sweaty faces and heavy breaths weren't enough to tell. When the skint ex-rappers admitted they had to run there, Mrs K exclaimed "Mamma mia!". At that moment Lil' Kash and 7 Pence knew they wouldn't find employment at an ABBA fan's house.
Mrs K was still happy to Take A Chance On Lil' Kash and 7 Pence - but this time they had to work hard! Lil' Kash got on her knees and combed through Mrs K's weed field to pull all the plants out before anyone got a scent of what was growing there. At the same time, 7 Pence had to prove his creativity and show that his sculpting skills are better than his rhymes. He picked up the heavy shears with tiny blades and worked his way through the stems of a big bush in the front garden to transform it into a piece of art.
Lil' Kash and 7 Pence just finished the work when the mysterious car showed up in the driveway. The duo hadn't been expecting this, so there was a sigh of relief when the man who stepped outside his ride and walked towards Mrs K's house like a boss introduced himself as her son. Both mother and son admired Lil' Kash's and 7 Pence's work so much that they gifted them some ice-cold water and asked how they can donate money to their gang. Finally, the snoop joggers earned the respect and a promise of monies for GoodGym.
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