Saturday 19th February 2022
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Report written by Kash
Amidst the unforgiving rain and gusts of wind, a relentless red shirt reconnaissance unit was deployed to survey the damage after the recent storm and deliver supplies to Commander N's base. The unit has been equipped with a newly issued red (note: it is NOT PINK) rain jacket which has proven to be unpenetrable to the rain. Upon realising that the cloaking device was left at the HQ, the red shirt trooper promptly returned to collect it to ensure that Commander N would never see their face - otherwise all future operations would be compromised. That small slippage did not affect the time of arrival.
The damage to the surface was significant. Countless trees on the route had been knocked down, and although no visible destruction to vehicles and individuals have been recorded, it cannot be ruled out. Commander N stayed safely at her base and did not suffer any harm from the storm but was running low on supplies. She warned the red shirt that the order might be heavy and offered a transporter AKA trolley. After examining the list, the red shirt classified the order as lightweight and applied only for two plastic bags. The request has been granted.
The mission lasted less than 40 minutes, from arrival to supply drop. Red shirt decided to engage the high-speed mode so that Commander N could make it to the party at the officers' mess. Commander N decided to give the party a miss anyway. Earlier task completion allowed the red shirt to enjoy about 2 minutes of semi-sunshine. The experience was immense.
Ealing
Dignity, health and hygiene. Enabling people to leave home in clean clothes, not being embarrassed by their appearance.