Bash! Bal-sam
It kills diversity!

Bash! Bal-Sam
They will conquer it!

(Seemingly there is no reason for these extraordinary biological upsets)
(Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha)
(What's happening Yorkies?)
(Only Doctor Mitch, expert in Yorkshire flooding, has provided any explanation)

Bash! Bal-sam
It is everywhere!

(Don’t worry, Hob Moor, thanks to GoodGym York there is no cause for alarm)

Bash! Bal-sam
This job is impossible!

Pull up every one of it,
Pile up every one of it,
Even with a nettled hand,
Every man, every woman,
Every one, do the mighty Bash!

(Goodgymmers down! Injuries galore!)
(What do you mean injuries galore?)
(Nettles, brambles, and Laura headbutted a spikey tree. And someone get Steve a balaclava!)

Bash! Bal-sam

(They’re alive!)

Bash! Bal-sam,

They’ll pull up all of it,
Just a Yorkie with a Yorkie’s courage,
You know they’re nothing but a Yorkie,
And they can never fail,
No one but the strong at heart,
Defeats the Himalayan Beast,
Oh-oh, oh-oh

(Goodgym, Goodgym, I love you, but there’s at least fourteen more hours to do to save Hob Moor - so it’s home time!)

Bash!