here at stately Planet Food towers our sumptuously appointed top secret HQ (just off the A64 next to Askham Bar big Tesco) we are oft compared to a blind person in a darkened room fervently looking for a black cat...that isn't there.

the dynamic but lacklustre duo of M & S were joined by Barb today who bought her patent brand of tireless enthusiasm & high spirits to the endless table & chair based drudgery, well done team, apols M couldn't be here today so we had the masked volunteer instead ie the same shape,size,dress as M but a cardboard face 🤔🕵️‍♂️🤦‍♂️

written by Jenna

Jenna arrived for the task at 2pm to find out she had missed all the fun. Apparently the fire alarm had been set off by a photo shoot crew in the church, and the planet food customers had all evacuated the cafe at 1.30pm. At least everyone had eaten! Michael and Jenna cleared away the tables and chairs, swept the floor and emptied the bins , with only this elephant and the staff for company! Good on us! You have to blow your own trumpet sometimes!'