People stop to turn and stare

Everywhere she shops

Sterling signs and crimson hair

She will loot your store

Sets her sights on pensioners

All she wants is old

She is straight up rock and roll

I'm telling you she shops

She shops oh oh oh ee oh oh

She shops oh oh oh ee oh oh

Nobody does it like GoodGymer

GoodGymer what you buy for me

The place she does it is Sainsbury

Co-Op-y and it's cash only

Not asking for her motivations

She shops oh oh oh ee oh oh

Nobody does it like GoodGymer

GoodGymer you are helping me

Pulls you with her cheeky smile

Pretty soon she's done

Ms N gave her twenty quid

Thinking she's the one

Ealing people tried and failed

Shopping on their own

Leave it to the GoodGymer

Give up your control

She shops oh oh oh ee oh oh

She shops oh oh oh ee oh oh

Nobody does it like GoodGymer

GoodGymer what you buy for me

The place she does it is Sainsbury

Co-Op-y and it's cash only

Not asking for her motivations

She shops oh oh oh ee oh oh

Nobody does it like GoodGymer

GoodGymer you are helping me

She shops oh oh oh ee oh oh

She shops oh oh oh ee oh oh

She shops oh oh oh ee oh oh

She shops oh oh oh ee oh oh

Nobody does it like GoodGymer

GoodGymer what you buy for me

The place she does it is Sainsbury

Co-Op-y and it's cash only

Not asking for her motivations

She shops oh oh oh ee oh oh

Nobody does it like GoodGymer

GoodGymer you are helping me