Woke up this mornin'

Feeling blue

Valentine's night a-comin'

An' I had nuthin to do

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I got out my phone

And looked up GoodGym

Saw I could busy myself

With burdock bashin'

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Rocked up to Elthorne Park

In Hanwell Town

Met Kash, Jenni and Harvey

To see what's goin' down

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As we got to the container

The temps were gettin' cool

Kash broke through the locks

And we each grabbed a tool

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We set off down a dark path

Then checked the map

When under our feet

We heard the burdock snap

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Put our head torches on

To see the state of play

We got out our loppers

The burdock was our prey

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After an hour

The field was bare

Of the invasive species

That stuck to our hair

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We dragged the ton bags

Back to our base

With four GoodGymers

Two full bags was no disgrace